Azealia Banks Will Vote for Kamala Harris Due to Former Housemate Elon Musk

Talk about full-circle moments! Azealia Banks, lightning rod and occasional oracle, is voting for Kamala Harris despite not liking her and previously supporting Trump. Why? Because she doesn’t want Elon Musk, the man whose basement she claimed to have been kept in for several days in 2018, to be close to the White House. “That man kidnaps his children, took photos of grimes getting sliced open during her c-section and sent them around, does a shitton of grimy fucked up shit to tesla factory workers, stole PayPal, Weasled his way into tesla and has too many passports for my liking,” she explained on Musk’s app X. She later added “I will be Voting For Kamala Harris tomorrow because Elon Musk (a fucking overrated Ketamine addict) belongs no where near American Politics,” among other, less-comprehensible statements. Those included the claim that the DNC was not importing immigrants to vote but was instead importing immigrants in order to fight in wars. Because, after all, “the everyday American is too sick/obese/distracted/transgendered to fight a war and win.” No matter what, this thread is an entertaining read. Treat yourself to an Election Eve surprise and dive in.